searching for yourself on Google
watching a lot of sappy movies
disregarding the group chat
listening in on unrelated people in public
pretending to be on a reality show
feigning reading in public
flirtatious text messages to your ex
In a game of "Never Have I Ever," bluffing
lying to avoid social obligations
Karaoke singing in the shower
Eating cereal for dinner
jokingly conversing with your pets